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Biggest Prank in Human History Ends April 1

Lives would be restored, lost jobs reversed, and student loans cancelled. In this special issue, we take a deep dive into the what, the hell, the why and how it all came together in the first place.

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Fighting the Virus

Leading the fight against the ongoing covida-19 pandemic, Astrochemophysicist Elon Matthew Alwaysright will attempt to re-route a nearby asteroid in effort to raise ‘anti-viral’ dust cloud on impact. The asteroid which has been named after the country’s president is a large mass of rock, methane, […]

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Business
  • All the reasons that stocks fell according to the Times of Nu Yurk. NY TIMES now Stocks on wall street dropped for a record six times in one hour. NY TIMES 8m ago Stocks on Wall Street dropped because you forgot to say thank you. […]

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    Science and technology
  • Supreme Court to Rule on constitutionality of renewable mini-verse batteries. Following nation-wide protests and a class-action lawsuit, the Supreme Court is set to rule on the constitutionality surrounding the use of miniverse batteries for power generation. Just last year, Washington lawmakers voted to pass into […]

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  • Lives would be restored, lost jobs reversed, and student loans cancelled. In this special issue, we take a deep dive into the what, the hell, the why and how it all came together in the first place.

    1 year ago
    Fighting the Virus
    1 year ago